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February 23, 2008

Living in 2008

Happy Happy Weekend! Moon relaxing in Libra.... plus we're finally experiencing the Sun's smooth cruise into Pisces this week, and Pisces rules the 12th sign of the zodiac, and the 12th house of the astrological wheel. Being the last zodiac sign and last astro house, also means it's last minute clean-ups in life.... as new journeys are just ahead. It is a time to close doors, and leave old attitudes and old emotions behind. Work through issues, pains, burdens, and Karma. Enjoy the next few weeks and enjoy the Neptune shift as you find yourself enjoying a quick swim through some last minute illusions, before surfing into the rough waves of reality. Splish Splash baby....
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The following joke has nothing to do with Pisces (other than the fact that computers and Pisces go together like southern comfort on ice). But when I get something in my email that makes me laugh, I just share it.


1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. (and cell phone, haha)

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. (same goes for poker)
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. (yes, I am a loser.)

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. (I'm guilty of this!)

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. (haha)

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. (or if I can get a glass of water)
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen (oh yea)

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. (it's just so unfair, huh?)

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. (Guilty.)

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )    (nooo, I actually say "LOL")
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. (yea, to you)
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. (who cares.)
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. (yes, i'm a sucker too, haha)

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